UH! some weinie neighbors are cooking some sort of nasty veggie that is seeping in the window and giving me a headache.
the neighbor that doesnt understand everyday isnt a Rave is playing that stoops ass akon song "i wanna blahh blahh blah right now now nowwww I WANNA...right nowwww nowww noww, i wanna do this now now now now....ima slap YOU right now now now"....grrrr
this dumb broad upstairs a.k.a your just an LA whore...is running around in heels again, busy as work....how many times do I have to say this "sit your bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep down"!!!!!!
these sweets in the cabinet are going to be the death of me......never go grocery shopping lifted...with a lifter.
no but really...when does the door open and I hear....."HONEY!!!!, Im home!!!!!" ?...soon I hope, before I go insane in the brain.
OMG he started the song over...Im going to get my tayyyyyzzzzzeeR
door opens...."honey im home"
ReplyDelete--hbs
Youve been gone so long...
ReplyDelete--Me
when you decide to move in with me you wont have to deal with no strippers up top and candy ravers to the side.
ReplyDeleteTake you a few valiums and vics for that headache. Get you right real quick.
--hbs
*note to self*-damn im worse than Mo with that move in shit. But i aint chasen em city to city like marbles.
youd love the girl upstairs...shes what youd call a "Real Hard Worker"
ReplyDelete-Steph
god bless her morally casual soul.
ReplyDelete-hbs
but i aiint gonna focus on her anyways cuz shes not 2-14 quality like you are steph
ReplyDelete--hbs
2-14.......................{(^)}
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....that was my attempt at a flower and originally it was lined up, then i posted the comment and it looked like that.....but its the thought that counts anyway right?
ReplyDeletesteph call me Gene Kelly because you have me singing in the rain.
ReplyDelete-hbs
Gene Kelly is a romantic...
ReplyDelete-S.
who says chivalry is dead...
ReplyDelete--hbs
Sorry I came in on this late, slipped on my own vomit and broke my neck, but I'm ok now.
ReplyDelete--Mo
^^^ that's some bullshit Mo. Im trying to win a princess' heart and you standing there with your junk out blocking my shit light saber style like we're on the death star.
ReplyDelete--hbs
MO your craze. Im mad, been trying to visit...your making it impossible!-Steph
ReplyDeleteYou mean Mo "Pat Garrett" Day....Firing shots at his ol pal hbs with his back turned and his heart on his sleeve. (did i just really go third person with a nickname i made up for myself?)
ReplyDeleteSteph you come through & i'll take you on a romantic walk past the abortion clinic, across the metro tracks, through the check cashing spot, to the most scenic isle at the 99 cent store. I may get a little wild and sweep you off your feet at the coin laundry spot. And i'll be strutting like Travolta in Saturday Night Fever cuz you is by my side.
---hbs
tell mo day to hit me back and we can make that walk of shame happen sooner than later-Steph
ReplyDeletei got my walking shoes on...
ReplyDeleteMo Day the lady has spoken...ya crabby bastard
For my part every person may read this.
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