Saturday, January 31, 2009

For The Record

War Cards tomorrow. Larry Freaking Fitzgerald.

THIS song is pure entertainment.

War THIS song. And THIS.

Out.

--Cool Hand Mo

8 comments:

  1. --war Steph having me after 1 comment
    -war marbles chasing them messican broads around the state.
    -war mo being my new b.f.f and giving himself a pep talk by singing "big girls dont cry" at the courtesy phone with kleenex in tote.
    -war my psych always listening to what i have to say then starting each response with "normal people"
    -war better living through chemistry and telling myself since i have a scrip for it its perfectly normal to take uppers and downers at the same time all day even though its a train wreck.
    -war being knocked down many times and getting back up.
    -war pulling the cards of dudes who print a few tee shirts or get a bit of coin and all of a sudden become killers....Lambs shouldnt be Lions.
    -war DWB running the yard
    -war jump rope, push ups, and pullups
    -war coach robinho and Team Xtreme Gold.
    -war broads with multiple crossover addictions. I prefer an eating disorder with a hint of sexual addiction and a pinch of being morally casual.
    -war being off parole in 8 months and the fireworks beginning
    -war all those who shit on me for having so many shoes and now wonder how i bought a house.
    -war gomez opening up the comments on his blog
    -war joaquin phoenix validating my appearance.
    -war being in a relationship and you both closing your eyes and thinking of someone else while you're fucking
    -war tom leykis
    -war bitches who look good but they are still tooth fairy eligible
    -war all the bitches who used to do anything for a fix and now think im a bum. Are you a filthy whore with your hubby now or was that just for me?
    -war using the "i just got home from upstate" card even though its been a year to get some strange
    -war me flapping my gums about "yous a simp" then not sleeping because im waiting for the next comment..
    -war bum bitches who swing from my nuts like they tarzan until they see all i do is pack boxes at TH.
    -war burning that glass pipe from the bottom.
    -war bubba and el-a outliving me
    --hbs

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  2. ...And I informed Gomez that he should open his comments last night, so I think we'll be getting racked over there soon enough. *giggles giddily*

    --Mo

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  3. my war list should kill any slim chance i had. Lakers game 6 choke job isnt as bad as me.
    i forgot to add
    -war whiggers who have to check into PC
    -war Mo E. Van Smack. Pimp in the blog.
    --hbs

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  4. FIREWORKS-Stephanie

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  5. all of a sudden my day just got better at 12:32pm.
    --hbs

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  6. ^^^haaaahahaaahaaaa

    here we go...

    --Mo

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  7. ^^^
    you got a girl so dont rain on my parade. Let me try and get one too so i can be miserable like you
    --hbs

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